You scored 86% for basic knowledge, 88% for advanced knowledge, 54% for perverted knowledge and 22% for obscure knowledge

Well assuming I made the questions well and you didn't simply guess well, we should now know how much you've learn't from sex columns, the internet and friends and family about fetishes and sex, at least compared to me and other takers in a statistically crappy test since I did it off the top of my head, but I tried, I swear...




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:







You scored higher than 94% on Basic






You scored higher than 95% on Advanced






You scored higher than 68% on Perverse






You scored higher than 22% on ObscureLink: The Fetish Knowledge Test written by Dunatis2000 on Ok Cupid

1. Go here.2. Pass it on.1.~How did you meet fetishmystique? He photographed me. 2.~What would you do if you had never met redjenn93? Missed out on a very fun night of drinking with her.3.~What do you honestly think of photobatx? That he's a secret perv. Captain Vanilla my ass...4.~Would or did timpolecat and nycbluegirl go out? They haven't. Maybe they would, but I just don't see them as a couple.5.~Have you ever liked kwouk? Um, yeah, kinda....6.~If lunabella died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? In case nobody's told her lately, it takes a special person to be an adoptive mom and I really admire that.7.~Would kimcheepasta and jenx69 make a good couple? No, I don't think so. I just don't think their personalities would mesh well.8.~Describe alsana in 3 words: Smart, creative, sexy.9.~Do you think eddieguy is hot? Kinda.10.~Would lunabella and agentofdiscord make a lovely couple? No. Their styles are totally different. They wouldn't look cool together.11.~What do you think of when you see nycbluegirl? Blue!12.~Tell me something humiliating about jenx69: Um...no. I think she's mad enough at me as it is.13.~Do you know any of makeupgrrl13's family members? No.14.~What's blaze_la's favorite color? No idea.15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is pervykitten? 10.16.~What would you do if stopvoices just professed their undying love for you? Gently explain to him that I can't handle being married to a Castholic Marxist.17.~What language does timpolecat speak? Brittish.18.~Who is monkeypunk going out with? Ralph.19.~Is drunken_heretik a boy or a girl? He's all man, baby.20.~Would stevedietgoedde and stopvoices make a good couple? No, because they're not gay.21.~Who do you think mspersephone would be great with from this list? No comment.22.~When was the last time you talked to eddieguy? A couple of weeks ago, at Barbara Crumb's art show.23.~What is kwouk's favorite band? No idea.24.~Does kimcheepasta have any siblings? Yes, but I don't know how many.25.~Would you ever date makeupgrrl13? Sorry but no.26.~Would you ever date alsana? Hell yeah! I've been trying to get in her panties for ages.27.~Is mspersephone single? No, not really.28.~What is blaze_la's last name? I dunno.29.~What is stevedietgoedde's middle name? I don't think he has one. "Diet" is a gag from a band he used to be in.30~What is photobatx's fantasy? To make a ton of money as a celebrity photographer and buy a nice house. If you mean sexually? I have not a clue.31.~Where does drunken_heretik live? The valley.32.~Would you make out with fetishmystique? *blushes* Um, yeah. I would and I have.33.~Are redjenn93 and makeupgrrl13 best friends? No. I don't think they even know each other.34.~Does alsana like blaze_la? As a friend, yeah. Otherwise, I doubt it but I don't know for sure.35.~How did you meet stevedietgoedde? He photographed me.36.~Is eddieguy older than you? I think so.37.~Is agentofdiscord the sexiest person alive? No. That would be Jude Law.

Started a temp gig as a receptionist at a mortgage escrow company in Mission Viejo on Thursday. I f-ing love it. Yay! So I've been abusing the heck outta my internet privileges by catching up on my LJ and firing off emails trying to set up shoots. nycbluegirl and I are hoping to do a shoot before she leaves for NY. In other news, I went on a couple of dates with a hot butch chick and we had a good time but I don't think anything is going to come out of it. I'm just not feelin' it. She took me to the movies last night. We saw "Four Brothers". It was very violent and convoluted, but still pretty good.On my first day at my new job, I got off work at 5 pm and I was already figuring I'd sit out rush hour. 5pm on the 405? No thanks. So I was sitting in front of the office eating a cheeseburger and reading "The Virgin Suicides" when this cute girl with a mild British accent came up to me and said, "Are you bored?" I said "Yeah". She said, "Me too". We talked for an hour. She a super cute vegetarian from Zimbabwe, with a rick gorgeous laugh, shoulder length brown hair and greenish eyes. She's 40-ish, lives in Balboa (not to far away from me) and h as a good job she's not crazy about working for her mom's company. They repair water and mold damage on multi-million dollar homes. She also helps her friend take care of big cats like leapards and tigers and ocelots and stuff. What a cool woman. She gave me her number and we're going to go have coffee:) I'm pretty sure she was flirting with me but maybe people from Zimbabwe are just really friendly.I really should go work on my tan but I'm too lazy. That's pretty lazy when you can't even get up the motivation to work on your tan.I'm supposed to be taking a meeting tomorrow with Frank from Bad Ass Models to see if he's going to be my new porn agent. Jim South is a sweetheart but he seems to have forgotten I exist, which happens a lot with that agency because they have so many people on the roster once you're no longer one of the new girls you tend to get lost in the shuffle.Critter and I stayed up way too late last night watching a dreadful bondage movie starring Paige Richards, Jewell Marceau and Lena Ramon. Then we watched the first half of "Sin City" and I passed out around 5 am. The excitement never ends, I'm tellin' ya.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:-Leticia-Eva Lux-DumbassTHREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:- purple_lolita- lightofeva- gogodancer268THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:-I think I can be quite funny-I'm a good friend, I'm empathetic -I'm smarter than the average pornstar THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:-When I lie. -I want so badly to be liked that sometimes I compromise myself. -I tend to be lazy. THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:-Italian-German-Spanish THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:-Insects-Governmental tyranny-Being aloneTHREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:-Caffeine-Cigarettes-My relationship with God THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:-A blue halter top with a crazy paisley pattern on it-Rings-Jeans. THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS:-Nick Cave -Jacque Berel-Siouxie THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT: -"Bizarre Love Tirangle" by New Order-"Honey and the Moon" by Joseph Arthur-"True Colors" by Cyndi Lauper THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO DO/TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:-Make more money -Learn -Feel I'm in a better place than I am now THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:-Kinky sex-Comfort-Happiness TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:-I’m 18 years old-I have a mild case of the Yellow Fever.-I love smoking cigarettes. I don't care if it's going to kill me. I fucking love it. THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (or same) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:-Lush lips that look fun to kiss-Dress sense-General physiqueTHREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO: -Stop cracking my knuckles-Give up coffee -Turn vanilla THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:-Websurfing-Crochet-ReadingTHREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:-Smoker a joint -Live on my own-Cut off all my hairTHREE CAREERS YOU ARE CONSIDERING:-Teacher-Carpenter/furniture designer-WriterTHREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:-Rome-Kyoto -CubaTHREE KID'S NAMES:-Racine-Allesandra-Jeffrey THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:-Build my dream house-Have kids-Publish more of my writing

I can't believe I posted three times yesterday. Actually, yeah I can, because I got nothing else done. I hung out on the internet all day. I guess I needed to relax. Today I gotta take that meeting with Frank and drive back down to OC. A good buddy of mine is moving away. She's only going to Long Beach so it seems kinda funny that we're having a going away dinner but whatever. She's my buddy so I'm going.

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My allergies are killing me. This sucks.All hail the internet. Thanks to the internet, inappropriate crushes are no longer limited by geography. It's now entirely possible to waste my energy crushing on a guy who lives on the other side of the planet and already has a girlfriend. Whee!I've got a date with the dyke tonight. I have to let her down gently. I'm just not feeling it. One of my housemates suggested I have her break me off a little sumptin'sumptin' because it's been so long since I've been with a girl, I outta just to make sure I remember how. But I can't use a woman that way. I wouldn't feel right about it.After I let her down gently, it's off to services. I'm jonesing to see Rabbi Nancy do her thing-and it's ask the Rabbi night! w00t! There's a q&a after the regular service and I'm looking forward to it. No I'm not jewish. Yes, I know this is weird. One of these days I'll explain what this is all about but today is not that day.Doing a shoot tomorrow for some guy who does Playboy type stuff. Translation: I'm going to look pretty and the pics will be boring. But hey it's a job.I'm working for a mortgage escrow company in Laguna today. I'll be here for another week. I just got done working for the Mission Viejo branch of the same company. I thought I was going to have today off so I had a big long to-do list (most important item-work on my tan) and then they called me at 8 am saying they wanted me to come work here for a week. So I was annoyed but whatever it's money. Oh the joys of working temp secretarial.

Ok, I thought I was just having an allergy attack, but I took my Allegra which generally does the trick, and it did nothing. So now I think I'm actually sick. I don't have time be sick! Waah.I really liked Temple last night. I felt very welcomed. It seemed like a real community. The Temple itself was a simple house of worship. I've never been comfortable in ostentatious churches. The lesbian took it pretty well, so that's a relief.I saw Tin Foil Man last night. It was kinda weird because he made it very clear we can't be having sex because he's with Dreadlock Girl now. We were hanging out at these cool cliffs overlooking the ocean, the kind of place teenagers go to to drink beer and make out. It safer than it sounds but getting there involves walking over uneven rocks, and of course I was wearing these huge ass platform sandals. I think Tin Foil Man thought he would be helpful when he offered to carry my sandals for me, but he managed to lose one of them on the way back to the car, so I took the other one and threw it over the cliff because, really, what am I going to do with one platform shoe? So then I had to go home barefoot. I was asleep before my head hit the pillow at about 1:30 am. I was woken up at 7 am today by the buzzsaw next door. The people next door are doing something to their house. Nice.In case I forgot to mention it, when I did my last porn shoot a couple of weeks ago, the leading man and I improvised all of the dialogue in Shakespearean English for no apparent reason. I'm serious. He was a really good improviser. It was way funny.

Must scrape self from Critter's couch. Must haul bag up from car. Must hope and pray bright pink bra and booty short set is in said bag. Please god don't let it be where I think it is-in the suitcase I meant to pick up from my mom's place and then spaced off. Must hunt down place to get acrylic nails done in Studio City and get my damned nails done. Jeez I'm tired of getting my nails done. Maybe I'll get my acrylics removed and go back to diy.