Behold the frightening permed hair and shiny dress.GAH.I was clearly a very nerdy 17 year old.

Oy.

I had a chat tonight with a woman who is almost 70. She grew up in a horse-loving household, and yet her father discouraged her to not learn to ride a horse. I told her how inspired I was to...

BAH. Has gotten too boring. Neil Diamond night? OY! Started to re-cap and then deleted it, because whole show was crap. As for day, lost my whole back-up files for Documents, which is LIKE MAH LIFE, and then was able...

I woke up this morning to find that the beautiful, witty and totally hump-worthy Jenny from The Bloggess and Good Mom/Baaaad Mom has bequeathed unto me the award (SHUT UP! IT IS AN AWARD!) sorry, the LINK from the Houston...

Oh, hi! Did you miss me? Well, I missed YOU, my dear internets. Our modem died a spazzy-ass death and left us with no internet access for the last two days. *cry* Techy man just left and I actually sobbed...

Or how I deal with asshats part 3: Dear Patrice, (do you mind if I call you that? You know I AM in Canada and we have a whole lot of French folk here, so somehow it fits.) Because I...

Last weekend we had beautiful weather, especially since the weather previous has been shit, Shit and SHITTY. (Three feet of snow? COME ON.) And with good weather, comes the bearing of Canadian thighs and ankles. (oh, the pale! Save meeee!)...

Am very sorry, but I got sucked into watching Rock of (Germy) Love tonight (season finale...yawn) and during commercials, the Girls Next Door. YAAAAWWWN. Am now ready to disinfect eyeballs and look into boob jobs. Tomorrow, awesomeness of stuff. Like...

Last night I spent like 2 hours googling (googling! best wurd evar! Oh, wait except for noodling! Har!) Everybody Loves Raymond videos online because our satellite is getting transigmorphied or something and mamaneedshertv. Can I get any more pathetic? OH,...